Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Disaster May Strike the Superman Franchise

Sounds like Zack Snyder is considering murdering his new film by including one of the worst actresses to ever grace the silver screen.  KRISTEN STEWART.  AS LOIS LANE.

This may be movie where Superman finally turns queer in order to get away from Lois.  I mean.  Really.  How much lip-biting does Lois Lane really need to do?  Click the link below to get the whole scoop, I can't even consider this anymore.  If you need me I'll be drawing a warm bath with my favorite sharp instrument.

Here's Kristen Stewart with all the lip biting you can handle: