John Revolta is the Anti-Xenu!!!111! Lulz!

Josh Brolin, in an expose on the whackjobs who love Scientology, had a fascinating tale of John Travolta's Jesus-like Scientology magic powers. 

I'm going to eat your thetans!  RAWR!

"Brolin says that he once witnessed John Travolta practicing Scientology. Brolin was at a dinner party in Los Angeles with Travolta and Marlon Brando. Brando arrived with a cut on his leg, and explained that he had injured himself while helping a stranded motorist on the Pacific Coast Highway. He was in pain. Travolta offered to help, saying that he had just reached a new level in Scientology. Travolta touched Brando’s leg and Brando closed his eyes. 'I watched this process going on—it was very physical,' Brolin recalls. 'I was thinking, This is really fucking bizarre! Then, after ten minutes, Brando opens his eyes and says, "That really helped. I actually feel different!"' (Travolta, through a lawyer, called this account 'pure fabrication.')"

Both those dudes are totally big queermo gaylords, so I imagine that yes, it was very physical.  Geez, Josh Brolin, I would have figured you would recognize sodomy when you see it!

You know Tommy Cruise is pissed at this.  HE'S THE SCIENTOLOJESUS, GAH!

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