Matthew Mitcham Lays Down the Law

Mardi Gras is a huge deal in Australia (especially Sydney) so Matthew Mitcham, an Olympic gold medal diver and openly gay athlete, had a stern message for those straight dudes who think "that's so gay!" is a term for something lame.



Okay, tell the truth:  ISN'T HE ADORABLE?!  For chrissake, I just want to take him home and put him on the bed with the rest of my stuffed animals.  Tickle Me Homo!  Every time you poke him, he'll say "Happy Mardi Graaaaaaaaaaaaaas!"

Of course, I would get distracted by his innate hotness.  Isn't it a blessing his job requires him to wear skimpy swimsuits?