The head of Protect Marriage Maryland, Robert Broadus, issued a stern warning that if gay marriage passes, we will marry robots! Who cry! Or... something.
Because the IRS is run by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Your tax-dollars are going to pizza!
"If you pass this bill, you will set the groundwork that one day, when artificial intelligence is that advanced, we'll be considering whether or not people can marry their Androids.
"If anyone has watched Star Trek, and you've seen the character Data, he was able to generate a tear, because he could feel emotion. If you knock down marriage between a man and a woman now, if you say any two people who love each other can get married, then you set that precedent."