Also, I Like It When Men Serenade Each Other For Charity

My favorite winter song made adorbs by Mister Chase and Chris Salvatore. Plus if you download it you'll be donating money to charity!

For Better Or For Worse

Australian activist organization GetUp created this video in support of marriage equality and it's too precious to not post.  Gay couples face the same struggles and triumphs straight couples do... so why not let them tie the knot?

Thank God For Snooki

Okay, I think that Snooki is probably a space alien, but she at least got Anderson Cooper shirtless on his show, for which I say, "Thank you.  Thank you so much Snooki.  And thanks to whatever planet you come from."

HIV Scare Shuts Down LA Porn Industry

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G-Male: The Perfect Man?

From Comediva comes a delightful (if not creepy) video about how to get the perfect man:  Let Google make you one!




Also, I'm pretty sure this falls into the "killer robots" category.

Nick Espinosa Does It Again

Everyone's favorite barbarian returned to Marcus Bachmann's reparative therapy clinic earlier today in Lake Elmo, Minnesota.

Nick Espinosa and 100 of his closest barbarians (to include a young man that can't be any more than 11) stormed Marcus' clinic parking lot, leading to the staff locking the doors.  They then glitter-baptized a "Marcus" impersonator and did a big Gaga routine.  It's pretty cute.  Like Nick.  Did I say that?

Coughlan Comments On Phil Hinkle

I reported on Phil Hinkle, the anti-gay Indiana politician soliciting some hot piece of man-action on Craigslist, a little over a week ago.  One of my YouTube favorites, Dick Coughlan, has some things to say on the subject of bigoted closet queers and straight pride parades:




Plus he's really hot.  That is all.

Video: GetEQUAL Protests "The Response"

Rick Perry's prayer rally is happening today, with an attendance estimated at 20,000 individuals (to put it into context, however, many megachurches in Texas list attendance in the tens of thousands every Sunday).

GetEQUAL held a "funeral procession" outside Reliant Stadium, where the event was taking place.  The procession was to highlight the violence against LGBTs at the urging, they allege, of evangelicals in America.




Plus, the dude playing the drum is hot.  Yay for hot activists!

Brit Soldiers Lip-Sync To Glee

What can I say, I've always thought British Soldiers were hot men.  They used to sunbathe naked on the roof of the building next to mine in Baghdad.  It was... mighty fine.

Just Because It's Really Cute

Awwww.  Thanks to James R. on G+.

VIDEO: We Want Marcus!

Video has been released of the barbarian protest at Marcus Bachmann's counseling practice.  It's pretty damn cute, and at the end, the barbarians ask, "Marcus, what's in your closet?"

Oh, Brad! We Heart You Too.

Extreme hot beast Brad Pitt is almost as happy as the the queers that they can get married in New York, and sent this statement to People magazine to tell us all about it:

"It is encouraging that New York has joined the movement to grant equal marriage rights to its citizens. But it is each American's Constitutional right to marry the person they love, no matter what state they inhabit. No state should decide who can marry and who cannot. Thanks to the tireless work of so many, someday soon this discrimination will end and every American will be able to enjoy their equal right to marriage."

Brad has been a staunch supporter of marriage equality, having donated $100,000 to fight Proposition 8 in California and publicly declaring that he would not marry longtime partner Angelina Jolie until marriage was available to every American.  

Plus, just because I would totally do sodomy stuff with him, I'm going to post pictures of him shirtless.  Ian Awesome + Brad Pitt 4Evah!

The Naked Cowboy Is Happy To Marry The Gays (To Each Other)

New York City localebrity has chimed in on the gay marriage debate taking place in the Empire state, with the Times Square's Naked Cowboy offering to officiate same-sex nuptials free of charge.

"Ever-ready for publicity, the Naked Cowboy, Robert Burck, has thrown his support behind the movement for marriage equality in New York and declared July 3rd 'Gay Marriage Day.' To celebrate the holiday, Burck, who happens to be an ordained minister, will be performing free same-sex wedding ceremonies in Times Square all day on Sunday, July 3 -- and every July 3 that follows. Via press release, he said 'I'm not a homosexual or a hypocrite, I am an American. It is hypocritical, in my opinion, for our legislature to discriminate against gays and lesbians regarding same-sex marriages.'"

I want to know what the header on the Naked Cowboy's press releases look like.  Does he have his own stationery?  

Bristol Palin's First Time: Rape?

There are few things that I will not joke about. I can generally twist any situation into a crack about poop or dick size, and it's a magical ability I make use of often. There are two things, however, that are a huge no-go for me: violent assault and rape. I have been assaulted physically at least twice in my lifetime, once for my sexuality and once from a lover, so I can only imagine the devastating psychological effects that can stem from sexual attacks.

I was lucky in my assault instances: in one my attackers were half-hearted and I sustained not much other than a lump in the head, while in the other, my ex probably couldn't have beaten up a package of vanilla pudding, much less a decorated war vet.

Some are not so lucky, however, and their scars last forever. That's why I get so outraged when people threaten violence over political ideals, or when people bandy about the idea of rape under dubious circumstances.

Case in point:

Bristol Palin is alleging in her new book that Levi Johnston, in order to take her virginity, got her drunk and practically raped her in a tent on a camping trip. This allegation, of course, comes years after her impregnation, engagement, breakup, reconciliation, and final (I hope) breakup with the father of her child. Many people are calling bullshit, saying that it is only too easy for a young mother to claim she maintained abstinence until the Big Bad Wolf came and stole her basket of goodies.

I'm not going to go that far. While I do kind of have a hard-on for Levi, I believe that any woman that claims she has been raped should be treated humanely and fairly. I will not dismiss out of hand a woman that alleges she was the victim of sexual crime. If she was intoxicated through the machinations of a would-be rapist and then forced to have sex against her will, fuck that guy. Clap him in irons and bring him to justice.

This is important, though: she is not trying to bring him to justice. She is merely insinuating that it is rape, making a mint off the book, and exonerating herself for any extramarital misdeeds she may have committed. Thus I urge her: Bristol Palin! If you were raped, please seek help, contact the police, and bring your aggressor to justice.

If not? Then you are the worst kind of shitbag. Sex crime is no laughing matter, and any person who accuses someone of rape unjustly dishonors survivors of violent crime.

Congressman Weiner Resigns, The Porn Industry Eagerly Awaits New Talent

After more than a week of claiming a hacked Twitter account and subsequent weeks of resisting resignation, Congressman Anthony Weiner reluctantly resigned his seat in the House of Representatives today amid a sex scandal started when he Tweeted photos of his manparts to a lady friend. 

Since the initial photos broke the news, several relationships with women have come to light, carried on over Facebook, Twitter, and text message.  Bill Maher and Jane Lynch hilariously recited his sexts on his show just a few days ago, a video that has gone viral. 

Weiner's remarks were penitent to begin with:

"I had hoped to be able to continue the work that the citizens of my district invited me to do," he said. "Unfortunately the distraction I have created has made that impossible. So today I am announcing my resignation from congress."

Unfortunately, the press conference went awry very quickly as a heckler shouted insults and demanded to know if Weiner was "7 inches," a raucous interruption that incited news anchor Brian Williams to cut in, warning the audience that the media event had become "something of a circus."

Hey, I'm sure Vivid Entertainment would be happy to offer Anthony a job.  He seems to enjoy being in front of the camera.  

Mark Salling and Chord Overstreet Snuggle Times

As much as I would just love to devote more blogspace to Tracy Morgan's idiot mouth, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead today and just put up some pictures of people I think are hot. 

Mark Salling and Chord Overstreet are, IMHO, the hot beasts of Glee.  Here they are taking a nap together!  It's so cute!

And here they are.  Without shirts.  Cuz I couldn't resist. 

Wilson Cruz: Yeah, He's Hot Now. Weird.

Found via Queerty: Remember this guy?

This is Wilson Cruz, as his most famous portrayal of bisexual teen Enrique Vasquez on My So-Called Life.  


This is Wilson now:

Ahem.  Yeah.  How 'bout that.

I found some other fapworthy photos via the series of tubes:

Woof.

John Barrowman: Torchwood US Is Going To Be Way Gay

John Barrowman laid gay fans' fears to rest, saying that the US series, co-produced by Starz, is going to be just as gay as the UK version.

Some were worried that US execs would want to dumb-down the gay elements, eliminating part of the risque appeal of the Doctor Who spinoff.

"But Barrowman has stated otherwise. He told US magazine Entertainment Weekly: 'I knew they would be true to the show and not change it drastically. If it was watered down, I wouldn't have done it.

"'For those people who are staunch fans, it's going to have the heart and soul of Torchwood which we've always had, plus the energy and excitement of a show that's bigger and better.'"

Evidently there's going to be even more boy-on-boy hotness.  Suh-weet!

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Allan Hyde Equals Yum

If you are a fan of True Blood, then you've seen Allan Hyde perform as the baby-faced Godric, an ancient vampire with a suicidal streak.  He was also, I think, a very... nice... addition to a cast that was already known for being extremely sexy.

 

Well, the Danish actor also stars in a web series, the fifth episode of which is found below.  I'll be honest-- I haven't watched any of it.  But come on.  Look at him.  Meow.

Gettin' Nekkid In Idaho

Jonathan Palmer was arrested last Thursday for strippin' naked and walking down the street in a Boise neighborhood. 

"But that’s exactly what Jonathan Palmer did last Thursday in the 15th and Hill area of Boise’s North End last Thursday evening. After receiving several calls from witnesses, police arrested the 20-year old for walking down the street completely naked.

"But unlike many instances of public nudity, Palmer was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol. On the contrary, the arresting officer, Lt. Kent Lipple, described Palmer as cooperative and articulate."

Palmer stated to the police that he wanted to get over his fear of being naked in public, as well as demonstrating to the residents of Boise that they needn't fear someone being clothes-free.

I'm fond of going to the local nude beach here in Eugene, Glassbar Island.  Although social, the atmosphere isn't particularly sexual and is a great place to go and hang with people who aren't afraid to let their no-nos hang out for a tan. 

Congrats to this cutie-patootie on getting over his fear of nudity.  :)


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