Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Wank At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra has... a problem. 

Suffering from severe anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder, Ana found herself trapped in a cycle of repeating the same comfort ritual up to 47 times daily.  Desperate to break this unhealthy mental trap, she turned to psychiatry and is now receiving treatment.  She's down to about 18 times a day.

And what is this comfort ritual?  Masturbation.


Her problem is so severe that if she doesn't find her... uh, release... she succumbs to a severe panic attack.  That could make things a little uncomfortable in the accounting firm she works at.  Of course, her less forward-thinking coworkers objected to her nonstop frottage, so she had to go to court to defend her need to fap.  And won.

"As a result of her debilitating dexterity, Ana ended up in a legal battle and even had to go to court. I’m guessing no-one badgered the witness, since she was probably busy doing that herself. Now she’s receiving professional medical help and has been prescribed with a ‘cocktail’ of tranquillisers. The good news is that she’s now down to eighteen wanks a day, and has full legal protection every time she gets the tingle in the office. She’s also allowed to watch porn on her work computer to help her along."

I don't really think I need say more about this.  It kind of speaks for itself.

[SabotageTimes]

Thanks to Michael Sebastian Lux for the... hot... tip.

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