Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Gay People Are Ending The World Again

So this guy Harold Camping?  He is goin' around telling everyone that the world is ending this Saturday via rapture.  He finally came out and said what everyone was thinking:  It's totally the gays' fault!

Seriously, Harold, you should be thanking us if it's really our fault Jesus is coming back.  In fact, you can thank me in check form.  You can't take it with you, after all.

Also:  Doesn't he kind of already look like he's done the resurrection thing?  He's totally zombietastic.

1 comment:

  1. I knew you were a soldier for satan! I wish these people would agree on something. I read that hell doesn't exist. If the rapture comes will god just take all the "good" straight people to heaven, leaving all the "bad" straight people to be raped by the "homos and lesbians"? what happens on sunday? the pope will announce that god changed the bible on us again and the rapture is actually next mothers day," sorry for the inconvenience, apparently god put a typo in my bible that was interpreted 3600 different ways, it now states that gays and lesbians are direct descendants of noah.... go figure"