Gay People Are Ending The World Again

So this guy Harold Camping?  He is goin' around telling everyone that the world is ending this Saturday via rapture.  He finally came out and said what everyone was thinking:  It's totally the gays' fault!




Seriously, Harold, you should be thanking us if it's really our fault Jesus is coming back.  In fact, you can thank me in check form.  You can't take it with you, after all.

Also:  Doesn't he kind of already look like he's done the resurrection thing?  He's totally zombietastic.