Thursday, May 19, 2011

Rapture Pet Rescue

Are you a fundamentalist Christian?  Are you planning to make a little trip on Saturday, leaving all your earthly possessions behind?

Have you made arrangements for your pets?

 It's Judgment Day.  Who's going to walk Sparky?  Atheists can help!

An atheist group can help!  Eternal Earth-Bound Pets has launched a pet adoption service at $135 for the first pet and $20 each additional animal.  In the event of rapture, they will go to your house, pick up your pets, and place them with animal-loving atheists so that your critters can live out their lives in relative peace and happiness.

"In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

"'You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?' Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to 'take that burden off your mind.'"

In case Harold Camping isn't right on the date, each contract is good for 10 years.  You know.  In case that whole Mayan calendar thing ends up being true.


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