Is he serious? Ignoring for a moment that the outfit is both distractingly busy and completely shapeless (isn't one fuckup enough?), what the hell is this girl wearing on her FEET!?
These, my darlings, are toeless boots, essentially thong sandals with knee-high leather socks attached. Lagerfeld emphasized the disparity by pairing the boots with below-the-knee skirts and dresses, simulating a bottom-dwelling sea creature poking its feelers from beneath a rock. Further weirdness ensued when Lagerfeld mixed jeans with palazzo pants, swimsuits with tweed jackets, and dressed his very own little drunken, dishevelled wedding party.
If you're an insane billionaire bride on her honeymoon vacation, this resort collection will be perfect for you. For us peasants, it MIGHT be a little too much crazy.