Monday, May 23, 2011

The Rapture... Again

Oh, good lord.

Harold Camping, Mr. Rapture himself, finally came out of seclusion to say "oops!" and make a statement on the complete lack of Armageddon that took place on Saturday.



Right.

Evidently he was so flabbergasted at the lack of destruction at the hands of God that he took refuge in a hotel with his wife in order to think out his next step.  His only conclusion now is that the date of Earth's destruction is October 21st.

"Family Radio spent millions – some of it from donations made by followers – on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 recreational vehicles plastered with the doomsday message. In 2009, the non-profit reported in IRS filings that it received $18.3-million in donations, and had assets of more than $104 million, including $34-million in stocks or other publicly traded securities."

You guys!  His predictions are TOTALLY not to make his organization money by parting gullible Bible-thumpers from their money.  Honest!  It's for real next time!

Yaaaaaaaaaaawn.

[The Globe and Mail]

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