I almost squeed in the DC coffee shop where I'm so dutifully trolling the news for juicy tidbits for you to consume. Why?
Princess Beatrice is selling her hat.
"'She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for Children in Crisis,' Beatrice's mother, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, announced Wednesday during an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show."
At this point, Beatrice's hat is far more famous than Beatrice herself! Imagine the magic powers it will convey to you should you purchase it and rest it on your locks!