I was super excited to attend– I have some leather booty shorts just dying to be worn with absolutely nothing else– but unfortunately will be out of town for a business trip. Never fear, though guys, because it won’t just be you fine-ass sluts attending!
Westboro Baptist Church is showing up.
Slog reports that the Phelps clan, made famous for their pickets of dead soldiers and public prayers asking God to slay gay people, are taking their “God Hates Fags” sideshow to Seattle to protest the proud hos of Emerald City.
Let's hope Shirley keeps her slut gear at home.
The organizers, 18 year old Robin Sacks, Western Washington student Samuel Schimmel and Microsoft employee Jessi Murray are largely unconcerned, citing larger numbers. After all, there are far more sluts in Seattle than bigots.
This post first appeared on Hivster.