Friday, May 13, 2011

Ashton Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen

In a move to save the huge "Two and a Half Men" franchise, reports are coming down that Ashton Kutcher will replace crazy ass Charlie Sheen.

"Kutcher, 33, the husband of actress Demi Moore, is joining the cast for the upcoming ninth season of the money-spinning show that is scheduled for broadcast in the fall of 2011.


"Friday's statement did not say what role Kutcher would play but industry sources said he is not expected to be a direct replacement for Sheen's womanizing bachelor character."

Charlie's tiger blood was boiling when he responded to the news.  "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!", he reportedly bleated to TMZ.

Careful, Ashton!  You don't want to be a recipient of a Charlie Sheen fist of fury!


[LATimes]

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