And now, because I'm done spewing bile for now, here are pictures of: My friend Houston's dog, Nero, (aka, Big Daddy), me getting ready to walk said dog, his cat Hera (aka, Big Mama), me hugging my friend Justin, a clearer picture of my friend Justin, and a butt being squeezed at a leather contest. This all really happened!!!!
My friend Atom took these pictures. You can find him by clicking here. He took naked pictures of me once and it was very good, so maybe you should let him take pictures of you too.