The less-than-popular Cameron government jacked the price of tuition threefold, outraging students that can't afford the steep $60,000 for a three year degree. So they put down their crumpets, polished their monocles, and took to the streets! The riots goin' on in London are positively unseemly! They don't even break for tea-time!
Things got real hairy today for the Hunchface of Buckingham (I mean, Prince of Wales) and his wife Cthulhu (I mean, Camilla) as their car was attacked by rioting students. Oh, come on, you know they're both ugly as sin, don't look at me like that.