Thursday, December 2, 2010

Global Warming is OVER! Phew! That's What This Means... Right?

The ass-hat Republican overlords taking over the House quietly gave the House Climate Panel-- created by Nancy Pelosi in 2007 in order to address concerns related to the fact that WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE IN A GORRAM FLOOD-- the axe yesterday, citing saying that they were saving us from bureaucratic waste.

"We have pledged to save taxpayers' money by reducing waste and duplication in Congress,” said Michael Steel, spokesman for incoming Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). “The Select Committee on Global Warming – which was created to provide a political forum to promote Washington Democrats' job-killing national energy tax – was a clear example, and it will not continue in the 112th Congress."

Oh good!  Thanks for reducing waste in Congress-- by eliminating a committee attempting to reduce waste FROM THE EM EFFING ATMOSPHERE!  Mayhaps when you have to paddle to work cuz the gods of the Atlantic have risen to whelm your righteous ass for pissing in the water for decades, you can certainly comfort yourself with "Oh, thank goodness I saved taxpayer money only to be spent on filibustering the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell."  Douchetards.


  1. Ian, I effing love you! This is one of my favorites. I absolutely adore your usage of douchetard and ass-hat. It's respectable.

  2. Perish the thought! I have no time for being respectable.