One of the hot debates of my ill-spent youth was this-- David Bowie's package in Labyrinth-- Real or stuffed?
The following video doesn't answer this question. However, it punishes Amanda Palmer for having terrible eyebrows and features Neil Gaiman in a mullet. Behold, the remake of Labyrinth (starring Sock Puppet):
You can see the original of this scene on YouTube (I never noticed how pervy the worm seemed til now. He REALLY wants Ms. Connelly to come inside, meet his "Missus," and drink his "Tea."):
BTW, I believe. I believe in David Bowie's package.