Monday, June 13, 2011

Whackadoodle Treasure Hunter Seeks Osama's Body

Undersea treasure seeker and Obama naysayer Bill Warren is going to the Arabian sea to seek out Osama bin Laden's remains, reports TMZ, planning an expedition outfitted with a documentary crew costing hundreds of thousands of dollars.

"Treasure-hunting explorer Bill Warren tells TMZ, the purpose of the excursion 'is to try to find out if [Osama] is really dead and to provide to the world the proof that he is ... We do this because we are patriotic Americans and feel that President Obama failed to provide the proof.'

"Bill adds, 'I do not trust my government or Obama.'"

If Warren is going to waste his money searching a 1.5 million square mile expanse of water filled with hungry sea life for a corpse, that's his prerogative, I suppose.  How is he going to prove this particular conspiracy?  Show hours of footage of empty water?  

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