Sam Trombley, of Clinton County in New York State, warned his fellow legislators against approving marriage equality, stating that if gay marriage were to take place, New Yorkers would somehow magically be more prone to HIV infection.
"'I'm surprised the health department has not come out against this because we are going to have an HIV epidemic if this passes,' Trombley said.
"Then, he attacked the very idea of homosexual relationships, saying that the idea 'blew his mind.'
"'You don’t see two male dogs sleeping in the same dog house together,' said Trombley."
I'm convinced that Trombley has never owned a dog. Those mamma jammas will hump on ANYTHING, and I've seen plenty of same-sex canine love in my time. Plus: how are loving unions approved by the state going to make people suddenly start spewing their icky hivvy blood all over the place?!