NY Archbishop Gets Cranky, Insists Gay Marriage Is Socialist

Marriage equality is almost a foregone conclusion in the Empire State, and that has NY same-sex marriage haterz in a panic, with the Catholic Archbishop freakin' the hell out.  Evidently, gays getting hitched equals Chinese communism.

"Last time I consulted an atlas, it is clear we are living in New York, in the United States of America – not in China or North Korea.  In those countries, government presumes daily to “redefine” rights, relationships, values, and natural law.  There, communiqués from the government can dictate the size of families, who lives and who dies, and what the very definition of 'family' and 'marriage' means.

"But, please, not here!  Our country’s founding principles speak of rights given by God, not invented by government, and certain noble values – life, home, family, marriage, children, faith – that are protected, not re-defined, by a state presuming omnipotence."

I'm not sure which North Korea Archbishop Dolan is thinking of, but I'm not sure Kim Jong Il is super into gays...