Tuesday, January 18, 2011

RoboCheney Considers Getting A Heart

In an interview with NBC News, former Vice President Dick Cheney stated that he was unsure whether or not he wanted to get a heart replacement or just stick with the replacement valve he has currently.

"The former vice president, who served under President George W. Bush, told NBC that he has adapted to the heart pump and its accessories, which include a vest that holds the pump control, two batteries and a power cord that runs to the mechanism inside his chest."

Dude, if I had to hike around wearing half a cardio OR in order to stay alive, I'd either give up the ghost or get a real goddamn heart.  Of course, if he did that, the Cheneybot would possibly risk human emotions.  He's not used to those.


1 comment:

  1. .... I do not begrudge him his medical assists to live. I detest his evil politics.

    Rest assured he has the best of care with his money. Full heart transplants are very touchy - mechanics going way back to pacemakers seem to work well in many cases ...