Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Arkansas Grocery Store Protects Children From... What, Exactly?

Us Magazine recently featured a charming a cover with a picture of big gay parents Elton John and David Furnish with their newly adopted gayby.  While I personally am a bit creeped out by these oldsters and their little poop machine, one Arkansas grocery store got a bit carried away. 

Aaaaaah!  No only is gay adoption going to steal our children and gay them up, but it's going to ruin their shopping experiences!

 Listen, nobody really likes looking at Mr. and Mrs. John, but do we need to hide the fact that they have a kid now?  
BTW, readers, if you're inclined, feel free to call Harp's about it:  870-425-6556.

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