Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Pope Addresses a Very Important Topic

Essentially:  Don't give your baby a fucked up name.

"The pope, who baptized 21 children on Sunday at a traditional annual ceremony at the Vatican, said afterwards that every new member of the faith acquires the character of a son or daughter of the Church 'starting from a Christian name.'

"This, he said, was 'an unequivocal sign that the Holy Spirit gives a rebirth to people in the womb of the Church.'"

This guy.  He just gets better and better.  I guess he's tired of baptizing the Bronxes, Maddoxes, Apples, and Suris of the world.  So name your child James, Matthew, Mary, or Agnes.  Or you'll be in trouble with THIS GUY!

You name that child right!  Or I'll eat it!  Or something.

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