I hope being 74 ends up being as fun for me as it is for George Takei. First he's making dirty references to fisting on Twitter:
And now he's made an audition tape for Spider-Man: The Musical. I'm assuming this is a promo for the Broadway play that he's ACTUALLY starring in, but I still can't help envisioning Takei as just some old rich actor saying "WTF! I'm totally old and I can totally do whatever the hell I want so now I'm just going to make trouble."