Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum has stepped in it yet again. Evidently not happy with the fact that Dan Savage has forever linked his name to poopy lube, Rick is continuing his ride on the Waaaaahmbulance by accusing the gay community of issuing a jihad on him. Because, of course, we do that.
Okay, fine, Rick. No, we don't like you. Yes, we changed the definition of your name-- not once, but twice-- to mean something real icky. We laugh at your nonsensical "towel, napkin, tree, car" arguments against marriage equality and call you an idiot. All those things are true. But, really? A jihad?
"So the gay community said, 'He's comparing gay sex to incest and polygamy, how dare he do this,' and they have gone out on a, I would argue, jihad against Rick Santorum since then," the former senator said at a campaign stop in Spartanburg, S.C., on Friday.
Hey, though, congrats on being both anti-gay AND anti-Muslim all in one sentence. You get extra asshole points for that one.
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