Horoscopes Are CRAZY!

Randall, of Honey Badger fame, has now started his own horoscope hotline, so you can get his gay-ass nonsense every day, with one-liner fortunes and a secret word of the day.  My horoscope today, delivered in typical lisp and exuberance:

Taurus:  Control issues are tough, but please, LET GO ALREADY!

Hmph.


Thanks to reader Adam W.  Whom I love.  That is all.