After declaring himself a "Vatican Assassin Warlock," strong words came from the nation's warlock community.
Ladies and gentleman: Christian Day.
explains, 'I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future.'
"Day continues, 'If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career.'"
I agree! Sheen seems to need some... cleansing. At least with a sponge, anyway.
I think Mr. Day needs to be in touch with one of my favorite ladies, Witch Queen Bratara Buzea. She has a lovely recipe involving cat poop and a dead dog that I'm sure would work wonders for Charlie's complexion.