Sweaty Butthole Visits The Troops!

Her Royal Highness Queen Georgette Bush II visited the troops this week! 

via [the LA Times]:

Former President George W. Bush and his wife, Laura, made a surprise visit to U.S. troops this afternoon.
They showed up at the USO in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport. There they mingled with the returning soldiers, thanked them, chatted and posed for photos as proof of the unexpected encounter for folks back home.

How sweet!  What would perhaps have been nicer is if it read:

Former President George W. Bush and his wife, Laura, made a surprise visit to U.S. troops this afternoon, because they had nothing better to do.
They showed up at the USO, sweaty and looking a bit thicker around the middle, in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport. There they mingled with the returning soldiers, apologized for starting the war that they had spent the past who-knows-how-long trying to clean up, and gave each of them a month-long vacation to Maui.  Mr. Bush was quoted as saying, "Hey guys!  Hawaii is way better than Crawford, TX!  I need my nap, Uncle Cheney is gonna visit and he's scary.  Bye!"

 THAT'S what it should read.