Thursday, August 12, 2010

Ahhhhhhhhhahahaha! Why Weren't Dogs Allowed at the White House...

...20 years ago?!  Because they chased the quails and pissed on the bushes!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahaha!

Why do I drag this tired joke out of the annals of history?  Because li'l Benny Quayle is running for Congress in Arizona, and he has some veeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwy stwong woyds for da pwesident!

Mmmmmmmmmmhmmm.  Mr. Obama may be the worst Prez... but at least he can spell potato, asshole!

My VERY gay boyfriend just brought up a good point: Doesn't he look like Will Truman and Jack McFarland had a baby and it grew up to be a conservative butthole?

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