Rod Blagoj...something's Jury is Filled With Drunk People Who Smoke Crack With Marion Barry

I mean, they HAVE to be!  The jury in Roddie B.'s corruption trial is out for the week, saying they were only able to agree on two counts of the 24 counts he is accused of.

Are you serious?  Just look at this man.  LOOK at him.  He is bad, jurists, and you should feel bad!  Just look at that effed up hair!  What kind of fuckery is this?!

Anything would look better!  He would look more innocent if he was a pissed off cat dressed up like Raggedy Andy.  Look at this cat!  Who would do this?!

[the Sun Times]