It's a good thing we all love Betty White (and if you don't, imma getcha), because that trick is taking over every form of media ever!
Not only is a star of big screen and television but now she's going to write two new books: I'm Funnier than Bea Arthur, and the sure to be hit My Yeasty Muffin: Thank God Menopause is Over.
Just kidding! They're going to be about some boring shit-- one about her life in Hollywood and the other about some animals she likes at the LA zoo.
Shit, good for her! Though my favorite from Miz White is during the McCain/Palin campaign: