San Francisco has banned the one thing that keeps this queer from murdering people at the mall:
Saying that they are too fatty, the city has banned the sale of toys in the meals, I guess so that the chirruns won't want these delectable treats! Travesty!
I once had to call Mickey D's headquarters cuz those bitches didn't put my nuggets in my meal. I got a free meal out of it! It was the happiest day of my life. Eff these haterz!
Click below to see what else the San Fascisco government has banned: