The Pope Wants His Gay Hookers Sans Herpes, Thankyouverymuch

So the lady who heads up the Catholic Church (I mean, come on, he wears Prada slippers, you go Miss Thang!) stated in his upcoming book that it A-OK to use condoms if you are... drum roll... a gay hooker!

"In this or that case, there can be nonetheless, in the intention of reducing the risk of infection, a first step in a movement toward a different way, a more human way, of living sexuality."

So, in other words, she wants her favorite hookers to stay safe!  Wouldn't it be embarrassing, after all, if the Pope got the hep?

[BBC]