Saturday, November 20, 2010

Go Ahead, Grope Me

 Some whiners have termed November 24th National Opt-Out Day, when all travelers should opt-out of being x-rayed and groped by those fine-ass pervs at TSA.  Myself, I never pass up a chance to get a nice grope, but I guess some people aren't that pleased about it.  I mean, who wouldn't want this?




Well, the delightful Mr. Goldberg over at the Atlantic has a suggestion to take the fun up a notch!  Wear a kilt!

"If you want to go the extra extra mile, I suggest commando-style kilt-wearing. While it is probably illegal to fly without pants, I can't imagine that it's illegal to fly without underpants."

Hell yeah!  I have two different kilts that I could wear!  From now on:  Ian Awesome will only wear kilts while flying.
Who wouldn't want to grope this?

Watch out, TSA, here I come!


[The Atlantic]

2 comments:

  1. Does your phone take pictures? Can you please catch the expression on their faces? Please.

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