Showing posts with label Fear and Self-Loathing in Washington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fear and Self-Loathing in Washington. Show all posts

Friday, December 2, 2011

OneAngryCultist: Love Thy Neighbor

In a recent article on the Catholic Lane, retired schoolteacher and fellow, Seattle OCCUPY activist and writer Robert “Bob” Struble, Jr. writes about the ongoing problem of institutional child abuse. In his recent articles, Paterno, Pedophiles, Homosexuals, and Cowards; and Homosexuality/Pedophilia Correlation? Struble explores the recent Penn State sex abuse scandal in which assistant coach Jerry Sandusky had been found guilty of sexually assaulting or having inappropriate contact with at least eight underage boys as indicative of the moral decline of society due to the growing acceptance of homosexuality.

In the first article, Struble writes:
“Cultural commissars in the West urge citizens to worship at the altar of a much-touted triune ethic – tolerance, diversity and choice. This secular trinity militates against the influence of righteous indignation. It demands that people who express disgust at sexual sins be reprogrammed. Teach them to reconsider their negative attitudes. Show them that a tendency to look down on homosexual sex is wrong in itself. Brow beat them with the notion that such a critical attitude is condescending and judgmental.”
Putting aside any snarky reference I could make by invoking Matthew 7:1-5, there is a tendency in our culture to censor language that is perceived to be intolerant or that doesn’t respect the current values of diversity and choice and with good reason –this kind of language kills people!

 In a free society we do have the right to speak our minds, however the point at which this language and dialogue infringes upon the lives and liberty of others, I take serious concern.

In specific regards to Catholic social teaching, of which Mr. Struble should be well aware, sexual minorities, “must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided.” Quoting the controversial archbishop of the airwaves, Fulton Sheen, Mr. Struble writes in agreement:
“Tolerance is an attitude of reasoned patience toward evil…, a forbearance that restrains us from showing anger or inflicting punishment…. Architects are as intolerant about sand as foundations for skyscrapers as doctors are intolerant about germs in the laboratory. Tolerance does not apply to truth or principles.”
Immediately following, in his own words, Bob additionally calls for an end to, “the prevailing idolatry about inclusiveness. We need, rather, to exhibit the militancy and intolerance that Jesus modeled when he cleansed the temple.”

So, Bob, tell us what you really think about the teachings of Jesus who enjoins all Christians to, “love your neighbor as yourself” (Mk. 12:31). Thousands of Catholics struggle on a daily basis with deep-seated problems related to being faced with having to choose between being true to themselves or their faith – I for one think they are owed at least a modicum of tolerance.

In his second article, Bob attempts to make the case that the child abuse case at Penn state is not only a moral problem, with which I fully agree, but correlates homosexuality to pedophilia – clearly something I cannot endorse. Pedophilia cannot in any way be related to homosexuality.

Pedophilia, as defined by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems is “a sexual preference for children, boys or girls or both, usually of prepubertal or early pubertal age” and has nothing to do whatsoever with homosexuality even in cases where the abused are of the same gender of the abused.

In essence, pedophilia is a profound psychological and emotional disorder that cannot be correlated in any way to homosexuality in which relationships formed between same-sex partners are most often consensual in nature, as with heterosexual relationships, and based on positive regard for partners and are not typified by power-dynamic disparity as in the case of pedophilia.

Continuing, Bob predicts:
“That if social mores continue their downward trajectory, and society reaches such a level that NAMBLA’s agenda gets mainlined into the culture (as was its equivalent in ancient Greece and Rome); then the social climate will be about as libertine as we read about in pagan antiquity, when there was not much about pedophilia that scandalized people… 
At that point, homosexuals and homosexualists (their heterosexual backers) will not be compelled to conjure up so much anger or indignation whenever someone associates them with pedophilia. To the extent that all sex is considered good sex, no stigmatizing of deviant sexuality will exert enough social suasion to make people feel guilty about sexual relations with children.”
With all due respect, Bob, NAMBLA represents a socially deviant organization that I can guarantee the majority of the LGBTQI community along with the rest of society views with equal disdain as you yourself hold. Also, as something of a lay-historian myself, I’m profoundly disappointed in Bob’s anachronistic reading into the fall of ancient Rome which most historians now assess as being due to extreme economic pressures brought about by territorial expansionism and not about sexual excess and moral denigration. 

Historically speaking, same-sex attraction as understood in the ancient world was understood differently than it is today. While the cultural practice of pederastry as practiced to a small extant in Ancient Greece and Rome may be to some extant equitable with hebephilia – a related but different disorder from pedophilia and something against which Paul rails in Romans – there are cultural contexts which separate making such a drastic comparison to NAMBLA.

These two articles fail to pass biblical and intellectual standards of editorial excellence and are indicative of a small-mindedness that should not be confused with the great academic and loving religious values present in Catholicism, instead they appear to regurgitate the same old “gays are bad because the pope says so” arguments that contribute to a strong social stigmatization of the Church.

I humbly, yet frankly, ask the author to look deeper into the issues at stake as well as inform himself better on the Spirit of the Gospel as opposed to the letter of the law and enjoin him to make a sincere and loving inventory based on love of his sisters and brothers and cease depriving what he likely would not appreciate having deprived himself – the right to love their partners as themselves.

In Dedication to Ss. Sergius and Bacchus
(Aren't they cute?!)

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Jesus, Barron. Really?

GOProud's own personal PR nightmare, President Chris Barron, struck again one Twitter yesterday as he took to the Interwebs to protest Michele Bachmann's linking to the teen suicide epidemic in her district.  Many of those suicides were gay or bullied on the perception of sexual orientation, and that has some concerned that Bachmann and her anti-gay allies in the area are fostering a climate of discrimination.

So the ever-thoughtful Barron made this unfortunate comparison in response, once again linking GOProud's name with the craziest person possible:


First, there's a big difference between gonorrhea and hanging yourself because you don't want to live, Chris.  Second?  Pelosi actually supports safe-sex initiatives.  She even paints it in terms that you might understand, saying that promoting contraception cuts on costs:   
"Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children's health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those - one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government."
Has Bachmann provided any examples of how she is defeating the problem of teen suicide in her district?

Monday, August 15, 2011

This Happened On Twitter

I love that Cher is getting involved and weighing in on Marcus Bachmann's ex-gay ways, but at this point, I'm not even sure what she's talking about:




Thanks Cher!  I think.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Will The GOP Please Leave Our Luscious Teen Bois Alone?

Yet another anti-gay Republican politician has been outed as a big, creepy gay as a sordid story of a Craigslist hookup comes out of Indiana today.

er.  I would have tried to leave, too...

18-year old Kameryn Gibson was approached by a supposedly "in shape married professional, 5'8", fit 170 lbs, and love getting and staying naked," through the Craigslist M4M hookup forum.  The "professional" offered Gibson up to $140 in order to come over to his hotel room and have sex with him.  Gibson agreed, and came to the hotel room, only to find anti-gay state Rep. Phillip Hinkle waiting.  The story then takes a turn for the even grosser, as Gibson attempted to leave:
He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.
The story appears to have been corroborated by incriminating e-mails on the BlackBerry, but Hinkle hasn't commented much on the scandal except to refer to it as a "shakedown."

Good job, Hinkle!  You've joined the hallowed ranks of social conservatives who secretly like to get some man-on-man humpin'!  Such luminaries as Larry Craig, Mike Haggard, and George Rekers have trailblazed this path before you, and I look forward to seeing your crisis of faith, resignation, ex-gay counseling, etc.  

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Starbucks Wants You To Know It Has A Soul

Change.org petitions seem to be everywhere these days.  I've made on before and shilled my crazy on this here blog, and Dan Choi seems to have one you want to sign every other day.  I've, privately, mused to myself whether or not they are effective, but one example glares out in headlines today as a demonstration of online activism.



Starbucks CEO and founder Howard Schultz was slated to appear at a church and give a speech, "How Starbucks Fought for its Life Without Losing Its Soul" at the Chicago-based Willow Creek Community Church.  This raised some eyebrows, as WCC is associated with a megachurch that has ties to "ex-gay" reparative therapy organization Exodus International.

Naturally, a Change.org petition was created and it sufficiently pressured Shultz to cut his relationship with the church.  The petition reads:

The church that is sponsoring the event on August 11th and 12th has a long history anti-gay persecution. For decades the church was a member of Exodus International, the organization that seeks to cure homosexuality through dangerous conversion therapy. The church split ways with the group, but in doing so stated that it wasn’t a change in belief but a change in focus. The church also has their own “outreach” programs to the LGBT community to spread their anti-lgbt message.
The Chicago Tribune also notes that Starbucks recently came under fire for the very public firing of a gay employee at a Long Island store.  Did Schultz decide to step carefully in this incident due to past mistakes his employees have made?  It's unclear, but good for him for withdrawing from the leadership summit in question.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I Vote Ann Coulter The Queen Of Offensively Smug

Ann Coulter recently declared herself the Queen of Fabulous, but I find this dour-faced woman to be anything but.  Instead, below, I've come up with some alternate titles inspired by a recent C-SPAN interview.

Ann is so busy rolling her eyes her neglect of looking at the camera is reaching Bachmannesque proportions.

I comfort myself, while watching this video, with the idea that her bullshit is too outlandish even for her, and that none of the crap she says she's really serious about.  Among her assertions:

1.  She hangs around GOProud because she is looking for a new hairstylist (thanks, Queen of Condescension!).

2.  Log Cabin Republicans are not true conservatives (thanks, Queen of Elitism!).

3.  Liberal gays weren't born gay, but instead have daddy issues (I'm a little speechless over this.  Ann Coulter: Queen of Stunning My Big Fat Mouth Into Silence)?!

4.  If a gay gene is ever discovered, abortion clinics will be in overdrive aborting all those gay babies (ladies and gentlemen, HRM Ann Coulter I, Queen of Fearmongering).

Watch:



Um, is it just me, or was anyone else concerned that her head would fall off her neck with all the sarcastic eyeroll-head-bobbing?

UPDATE:  The Log Cabin Republicans have fired back at the so-called Gay Icon with a press release titled "Comedienne Ann Coulter" regarding her appointment as "Honorary Chair" of the advisory board of GOProud.

"Ann Coulter is not a serious part of the conservative movement -- her positions are a throwback and do more harm than anything else. Her remarks endorsing the widely outdated and profoundly harmful idea of 'reparative therapy,' alleging that one can 'pray the gay away,' are not only demeaning to gays and lesbians, but are offensive to all people of faith. While her position on this matter is off base, it is exacerbated by her claim that the armed forces should bring back 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' a failed policy which impedes military readiness. Servicemembers who put their lives on the line deserve respect, not such clownish behavior."

Monday, August 8, 2011

The Bachmanns Are Super Duper Serious, You Guys!

Michele Bachmann is continuing her quest for legitimacy in the rat-race to the White House, once again distancing herself from her previous anti-gay views by clamming up on LGBT issues during a news interview and insisting that she doesn't comment on "frivolous matters," but only the super serious ones!  Okay, lady, I guess your entire career up to this point has been frivolous, as you built your whole platform on anti-gay policy.  But whatevs!



Marcus, on the other hand, is uber concerned about frivolous matters, anxiously inquiring from a reporter what the term "silver fox" means, afraid that it might be a gay term.

"Marcus Bachmann plopped down on the seat next to me, in the back of the plane. He pointed at my laptop and asked if he could take a look. 'All I want to know is what they’re saying about me,' he said. 'Newsweek came up with the word "silver fox." Tell me what "silver fox" means.'



"'Do you want me to tell you honestly?' I asked.

"'Oh, don’t tell me it’s something gay!' he said. 'Because I’ve been called that before.'[...]

"I explained that 'silver fox' probably had more to do with the color of his hair.

"'O.K., I can handle that,' he said. Tera, the assistant, assured him that it was a positive term."

I wish I was the one making this shit up, because it's too goddamn hilarious.  

Fred Karger Wants To Play, Too!

Fred Karger is like the Little Engine That Could-- no matter how steep that climb to the White House may seem for the gay Republican candidate for President, he just keeps on tryin'.



His latest obstacle is Fox News.  He is trying his damnedest to participate in the Presidential debates being televised on America's "Fair and Balanced" news network, but appears to be black-balled due to the fact that no-one seems to know who he is.  He recently sent out an e-mail celebrating that he met the minimum poll requirements to take part in the debate, but Fox News is invalidating his candidacy, stating that the poll data is from online questionnaires and doesn't really count.


So what recourse does Fred have?  I know!  A Change.org petition!

Both Dan Choi and myself have signed this petition asking Fox News to allow Fred Karger to participate in the debate.  Why?  Not because I think he has an icicle's chance in hell of being selected as the GOP candidate for President.  I believe that the more dissenting ideas in the movement there are, the more discussion we have, and the greater chance we have of coming up with real solutions.

Plus, having a queermo gaylord up on stage with Michele Bachmann really tickles my pickle.  So sign!

Click here!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Chris Barron Defends Michele Bachmann On Gay Rights

Chris Barron continues his insane what-the-fuckery today as he has now come out in order to defend Bachmann's record on gay rights and the reparative Therapygate scandal troubling her campaign.

From the Advocate:

"So do you think it’s possible then that she’s been misunderstood and actually does not support reparative therapy?

"I have absolutely no idea. None whatsoever. I’ll be totally honest with you, I think this whole conversation about reparative therapy is just silly season. I don’t believe in reparative therapy. I don’t think many serious people believe in reparative therapy. Also, a sideshow has been created here. We are a country that is in economic ruin. Gay people are living under the Barack Obama economy just like straight people. The situation for gay people when it comes to health care and retirement security and income and jobs hasn’t gotten any better under Barack Obama. And those are the issues that gay conservatives care about and want to discuss in this election."

Honey, please.  Not only are you attempting to muddy the issue on a rabidly anti-gay insane woman running for President, your assertion that Barack Obama is at fault for the failing economy and increasing debt is just plain untrue.  This graphic is circulating showing the expenditures under Bush and under the current administration:


Clearly, the debt and its many consequences were bequeathed from the last president for our current one to handle, Chris.  I thought you were supposed to be smart on fiscal issues?

What I'm Listening To Today (Marcus Bachmann Gay Prostitute Edition)

In light of the news that gay blogger James Killough is offering $10,000 to anyone who can prove that Marcus Bachmann is homosexual, Michael Sebastian Lux (our own OneAngryCultist) suggested that I pose as a rentboy and ensnare Marcus for some quick cash.  However, I responded:


Thursday, July 21, 2011

Sounds Like Some "Barbarians" Could Use Some "Discipline"

Maybe Marcus just wants to give us naughty gays a spanking?

In response to Michele Bachmann's weakening rhetoric against gays in an attempt to hide the fact that she's a big ol' hater, Nick Espinosa (the glitter bomber who got Newt Gingrich) led a protest in which he and a crowd of gays dressed as fabulous heathens danced in the lobby of Marcus' counseling practice, scattering glitter and chanting "You can’t pray away the gay — baby, I was born this way!"

It's clear that the LGBT community is not going to let America forget Michele's anti-gay roots.  

Photos via ThinkProgress:


Thanks to reader Charles L. for the tip.

Monday, July 18, 2011

GOProud Signs Onto The Crazytrain

How many anti-gay candidates does GOProud need to endorse?  This is starting to be embarrassing.

A statement from GOProud Executive Director Jimmy LaSalvia was released today outlining the organization's intention to meet with all the Republican contenders for the nomination.  While they have already met with some of the candidates, they have yet to get face time with Michele Bachmann but are hopeful.

LaSalvia, like Bachmann, earns my admiration because he has really good hair.

LaSalvia hopes to address his organization's legislative agenda with Ol' Crazy Eyes, one item being the intended defeat of a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.  Passing an amendment, of course, is a legislative goal that Bachmann has used as a pillar of her career.

"The confab between GOProud and Bachmann is not as unlikely as it might seem at first blush. GOProud's website lists 10 legislative priorities, and only one--the opposition to a federal marriage amendment--concerns gay rights. The other nine focus on issues that could appear on any conservative group's website, such as lower taxes, support for Second Amendment rights and repealing the 2010 health care law.

"While the three-term Minnesota congresswoman has largely confined her basic campaign-trail message to economic issues, her past statements and policy positions regarding gay issues face ongoing scrutiny. As a Minnesota state legislator, Bachmann was a strong opponent of gay marriage, and this month, an advocacy group posted a video of a counselor at a Bachmann family-owned clinic telling a gay patient that he can be 'cured' of homosexuality."

I feel bad for Jimmy, in a sort of limited way.  Think of the crazy that he has to deal with in his own party.  


My concern for GOProud, however, sort of evaporates once Chairman Chris Barron and LaSalvia asserted they would support Bachmann regardless of her anti-gay agenda should she win the nomination:

"In an interview with Politico, GOProud Chairman Christopher Barron said he was 'concerned' and 'troubled' by Bachmann's record and past statements about gay issues, but would not "be part of any 'war against Michele Bachmann.'" GOProud officials generally stress that sending a Republican to the White House trumps a candidate's view on one issue. 'We are committed to defeating Barrack Obama in 2012,' LaSalvia said. 'And want to be helpful to whoever secures the GOP nomination.'"

Le sigh.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Gaydar Offers Marcus Bachmann Free Membership

Citing Mr. Bachmann's recent "popularity" with gay blogs across the country recently, self-describe gay dating mega-site Gaydar.net has offered the aspiring First Mister a free lifetime membership.



"Marcus Bachmann is popping up on everyone else’s gaydar, we figure he might want to be on the real Gaydar! With over six million members, we like to think Gaydar is the picture of inclusivity–from swarthy barbarians to piggy politicos–all are welcome!"

Nice.  

Friday, July 1, 2011

LCR Head Named To RNC, Social Conservatives Have A Conniption

Gay Repubs celebrated this week as the central fundraising arm of the GOP, the Republican National Committee, named the executive director of the Log Cabin Republicans to the Finance Committee.  This is a huge step of inclusion for gays in the GOP, as until now the LCR has existed on the fringe of the conservative movement.  Some say the move is signaling a shift away from social issues on the Republican Party's agenda, and a small but very vocal element of the right is very very unhappy about it.

Image via JoeMyGod:

I have to say, I love it whenever Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association throws a hissy.  It means SOMETHING must be going right.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Marcus Bachmann: Gays Are Barbarians

As if we needed anything else to convince us that the Bachmanns are looneytunes, ThinkProgress unearthed this clip of Michele's husband Marcus, who runs a faith-based counseling center now rumored to feature anti-gay reparative "therapy."



"We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean that we are supposed to go down that road. That’s what is called the sinful nature. We have a responsibility as parents and as authority figures not to encourage such thoughts and feelings from moving into the action steps…"



Right.  I like dick because I haven't been educated enough.  I guess I'm just so dumb that I have to go do some sodomy.  Also: I'm pretty sure the most barbaric thing about this whole story is his shirt/tie combo.  It kind of gives me a "Dark Lord of the Sith goes to church" impression.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Chris Barron Is A GOProud PR Nightmare

I feel really bad for Jimmy LaSalvia and the rest of the GOProud bunch when they have this asshole Tweeting bullshit like this:

Don't worry, Chris.  It's easy to tell you have a hard staying classy regardless.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

GOProud Hawks Coulter's John Hancock

I'm tempted to buy it just because Ann is my favorite comedian.


GOProud is having a mixer tonight at the Hilton, and unless my ItGetsBetter filming takes too long, I'm going to try and attend.  I'm praying Matt Hissey is there.  

Friday, June 17, 2011

Breitbart Tries To Crash Netroots, Gets Chased Out Of The Building

The drama continued at Netroots today, as Andrew Breitbart tried to gate-crash the event and was shouted out of the building by a whackjob with a flip cam.

Breitbart, a conservative journalist, is in Minneapolis this week in order to attend RightOnline, the GOP response to Netroots Nation that takes place every year. He also serves on the board of the dubiously monikered GOProud. Breitbart strolled over to the convention center today and attempted to enter the conference without credentials.

He was turned away, as he refused to purchase a $355 ticket. Almost immediately, a crazy person shoved a camera in his face and began shouting useless bullshit, yelling "Do you ever use cocaine?!"

Already, the right wing blogosphere has blown up with the incident, with one weirdo insisting that the incident was a homophobic attack on Breitbart on the part of progressive activists.



Right. Because we're all just so homophobic.

I believe this was a pointless attempt by Breitbart in order to create a media event and grab attention in order to smear Netroots participants. Unfortunately one man assisted him to that goal. It was childish of Breitbart to show up (I mean, what - is RightOnline so boring that he has to come and wreck our party?), and just as childish to attack him.

Friday, June 10, 2011

GOProud Loves Herman Cain

Herman Cain, former chairman and CEO of Godfather Pizza, has been making the rounds lately building a bid for the GOP nomination for president.  Naturally, his number one talking point seems to be how much he dislikes the gays.  Guess who wants to elect him? 

Everyone's favorite self-loathers, Chris Barron and the homocons of GOProud!

So do you think Chris agrees with this statement?

"I believe homosexuality is a sin because I'm a Bible-believing Christian. But I know that some people make that choice. That's their choice...I believe this is a choice."

Way to once again prove yourself to be anything BUT proud, Chris.  Or are you joining Bret Easton Ellis in the Pride-hate parade?