The Naked Cowboy Is Happy To Marry The Gays (To Each Other)

New York City localebrity has chimed in on the gay marriage debate taking place in the Empire state, with the Times Square's Naked Cowboy offering to officiate same-sex nuptials free of charge.

"Ever-ready for publicity, the Naked Cowboy, Robert Burck, has thrown his support behind the movement for marriage equality in New York and declared July 3rd 'Gay Marriage Day.' To celebrate the holiday, Burck, who happens to be an ordained minister, will be performing free same-sex wedding ceremonies in Times Square all day on Sunday, July 3 -- and every July 3 that follows. Via press release, he said 'I'm not a homosexual or a hypocrite, I am an American. It is hypocritical, in my opinion, for our legislature to discriminate against gays and lesbians regarding same-sex marriages.'"

I want to know what the header on the Naked Cowboy's press releases look like.  Does he have his own stationery?  

Gettin' Nekkid In Idaho

Jonathan Palmer was arrested last Thursday for strippin' naked and walking down the street in a Boise neighborhood. 

"But that’s exactly what Jonathan Palmer did last Thursday in the 15th and Hill area of Boise’s North End last Thursday evening. After receiving several calls from witnesses, police arrested the 20-year old for walking down the street completely naked.

"But unlike many instances of public nudity, Palmer was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol. On the contrary, the arresting officer, Lt. Kent Lipple, described Palmer as cooperative and articulate."

Palmer stated to the police that he wanted to get over his fear of being naked in public, as well as demonstrating to the residents of Boise that they needn't fear someone being clothes-free.

I'm fond of going to the local nude beach here in Eugene, Glassbar Island.  Although social, the atmosphere isn't particularly sexual and is a great place to go and hang with people who aren't afraid to let their no-nos hang out for a tan. 

Congrats to this cutie-patootie on getting over his fear of nudity.  :)


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Ryan Reynolds Loves The Gays and Looks Good in Green Computer-Generated Tights

I'm sure he gets enough props, but one of my wet dreams Ryan Reynolds is not only going to star in The Green Lantern, but he loves the gays, is Canadian (I love those guys even if I hate their beer), and just got named People's Sexiest Man Alive.  Here he is.

Ooh!  I know what I want for Xxxmas!

This One Likes Me, I Can Tell

This smooth operator, Renato Ferreira, lives in Rio and CLEARLY wants to make a baby with me.  Hmmm, I have a friend I can visit down in Brazil... 

Via Made In Brazil:

Congress, POTUS Realize That Running a Country is More Important Than Their Vacations

President Obama has vowed to stay in Washington until Congress adjourns for their holiday break, which is pretty much the right thing-- I mean, he HAS essentially foisted off all that tricky "running the country" stuff off on Congress, after all.  I mean, serious, some of this shit?  He can take care of it by sitting down, writing an executive order, and saying "I'm a serious mammer jammer, so do what I say."  Instead, he keeps insisting that we need 500 people to agree on things like, oh, whether gay soldiers get to keep their jobs.  Oy.

I digress.  Looks like his Hawaiian vacay may be delayed!

Barry can't keep his shirt on any more than Pam Anderson can...

"Saturday is supposed to be the start of the Senate's Christmas recess and the day Obama and the first family head for Hawaii.  However, Gibbs told reporters that a Saturday departure appears unlikely.  'I think the Senate is going to be in longer than this week,' he said, adding that Obama will stay in Washington for 'as long as the Congress is here.'"

Good fucking Christ!!  This makes the news?  Why would we, as Americans, think this is extraordinary?  Imagine this headline:

"Postman Couldn't Clock Out On Time Today Because He Didn't Deliver All His Mail in a Prompt Manner."

Motherfuckers, you are lucky you GET a holiday.  Quit being douches and do your jobs instead.  

[CNN]

This Guy is Naked and Jumps Around a Lot.

I'm not sure what this guy's deal is but he is naked and jumps around a lot. 

Must be nice.  Anyway, NSFW.

Morgan Tepsic's Naked Stop-Motion Extravaganza! from Morgan Tepsic on Vimeo.