Showing posts with label my old-ass mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my old-ass mom. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Miss Piggy Wishes Fellow Gay Icon Freddie Mercury A Happy Birthday

Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen (and not-so-secret gay man), died of AIDS in 1991, but that's not stopping Miss Piggy from wishing him a happy birthday, which occurred this Sunday:



It's kind of creepy to have a puppet wish a dead man happy birthday, but whatever.  Google also honored Mercury, but sadly did not make mention of the AIDS advocacy taking place in his name.  If you would like to honor Freddie Mercury by making a donation to the Mercury Phoenix Trust, an AIDS foundation in his name, you can do so by clicking here.

Ulterior motive for posting this:  I once took an online test, "What Muppet are you?" and got Miss Piggy.  My mother refuses to let me live that down, even though it's been about twelve years since it happened.  This one's for you, ma!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Open Post: Hosted By My Old-Ass Mom Getting Tossed in a Pool

My fave part about blogging is reading the comments you guys leave-- sometimes you guys are funnier comedians than I ever could be.  I've had a lot of new readers lately who are complete strangers.  Like, who the fuck is reading this crap in Denmark?  Introduce yourself in the comments!  Or just say some bullshit!  Post a link to something you like!  Bitch about your plantar fasciitis!  Post a personal ad (I encourage NSFW pictures)!  Fly your freak flag high, my friends!

Or don't!

Just to break the ice:

The following video is my mother getting tossed in my aunt's pool by my Uncle Mike.  Just to clarify:  This was a reception directly following my Uncle Steve's funeral.  This is how we honor our dead in my family.